So Be Good, for Goodness' Sake!

Tea: Vanilla Caramel

Music: Poe, "Hey Pretty"

Time: Night.

I'm revising my theology. If you're good, when you die you get to go to a heaven filled with used bookstores and good places to eat. (There is no Mickey D's in heaven, nor Starbucks. There is, however, a Zabar's on every corner.)

If you're bad, you go to the mall on a Saturday in December. And it's snowing. And slushy. And there's no place to park.

Oh, and one more thing:

If you're really bad ... really, really bad ...

You're the Mall's Santa.

Forever.