Tea: Vanilla Caramel
Music: Poe, "Hey Pretty"
Time: Night.
I'm revising my theology. If you're good, when you die you get to go to a heaven filled with used bookstores and good places to eat. (There is no Mickey D's in heaven, nor Starbucks. There is, however, a Zabar's on every corner.)
If you're bad, you go to the mall on a Saturday in December. And it's snowing. And slushy. And there's no place to park.
Oh, and one more thing:
If you're really bad ... really, really bad ...
You're the Mall's Santa.
Forever.
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